So today is the day - anxiety pangs

In a world where everything comes easy, the land of easy is everything but. Multiple choices, multiple freebies with multiple asterix's, multiple customer care numbers with multiple digits that cost a quid a minute.
I have now discovered that moving into my perfect fashion student haven is going to cost me a lot.

The list includes -

1)Paying the BT guys £125 to create a new line for moi petite home.
2)Waiting for them to come on the 18th of October. (this one costs me time).
3)Paying Tiscali £12.49 to create a broadband connection using the £11per month and £125 in all BT phone connection.
4)Waiting until I have the BT connection i.e 18th October to order Tiscali which will reach me by the 30th of October.
5)Installing broadband (I will study fashion journalism for god's sake! I admit zero knowledge in all things to do with wires and connections, infact i scored a zero on a physics aptitude test i once took after my 10th. I prefer smart spectacled gentlemen to help me out in distress).

The Television which was in my perfect world something that came home, was installed and cable connected by various people on the flick of a cordless telephone on off button is a far away dream. More updates once i figure out if i need one cable or two, aerials, digital set top boxes, cheap 14" television from Argos.